(The four of us are hanging out. Zara and Micah are snuggling.)
Legend: Maybe the boys should take care of the boys and the girls should take care of the girls. So Daddy takes care of me and Mommy takes care of Zara. Could we do that?
Micah: We could…
Legend: I bet there are some people who actually do that. But that would be far, far too hard for me.
Me: (laughing) Who are you?
Legend: I’m a CHARACTER!