(Getting ready for bed. Legend is standing at the toilet.)
Me: Ok, please try to get all of your pee out. Don’t hold it in, ok?
Legend: Ok, ok…
(Legend bends over and whispers something in the direction of his private parts)
Me: What are you doing?
Legend: (starts giggling) I’m talking to my penis!
Me: (laughing) What did you say?
Legend: I said, “Come on penis, do your thing!” (laughter, laughter, laughter)
He still doesn’t go. He puts his UnderJam on and his jammies. Two minutes later, he runs into the living room, his face lit up – “Mom! My penis did its thing!”